Pimp
Ohmiya/Sakumoto (if you squint)
R (Crack?), 2069 words
Based on this crack-tastic confession from this guy about his dick ending up on a questionable website after a random hook up. My apologies to Matsumoto-san’s dick, truly.
Crossposted to AO3 if you want to read it there XD
( Jesus, it’s not even nine yet – too early still for him to deal with shit like this, half-regretting his manager’s offer to get him his coffee on their way here, damn it - and here he is, already feeling exhausted despite the fact that his work day hasn’t even technically started yet. He should have said yes, he thinks, if only he knows this is the first thing he’ll find the second he steps foot into the greenroom, but as it is, he didn’t. )
Ohmiya/Sakumoto (if you squint)
R (Crack?), 2069 words
Based on this crack-tastic confession from this guy about his dick ending up on a questionable website after a random hook up. My apologies to Matsumoto-san’s dick, truly.
Crossposted to AO3 if you want to read it there XD
( Jesus, it’s not even nine yet – too early still for him to deal with shit like this, half-regretting his manager’s offer to get him his coffee on their way here, damn it - and here he is, already feeling exhausted despite the fact that his work day hasn’t even technically started yet. He should have said yes, he thinks, if only he knows this is the first thing he’ll find the second he steps foot into the greenroom, but as it is, he didn’t. )